I offer bright, upbeat weddings that zing with energy, sunbeams, and celebratory vibes. No solemn, old-fashioned ceremonial pomp here!

As an internationally published author, I craft cracking ceremony scripts bursting with humour, joy and the occasional happy tear droplet, telling your story in a way that feels authentic to you; a proper celebration. Then, I host it for you on your big day. 'Tis the stress-free way to sort out your ceremony. We'll get together to plan your ceremony and run through anything you want to include to make sure it's exactly how you want it to be.

Stuck with writing your vows? I can help with that, too. In fact, I will send you my 'Write your vows like a pro' guide, or if you prefer I can write them for you.

Interested in symbolic rituals like hand-fasting and candle ceremonies? You get a free consultation about those, too!

Optional extras: A blummin' stunning ceremony certificate to sign (if you want to include that in your ceremony), personalised poetry...starring YOU! Plus you can book a ceremony rehearsal to run through it all. That's not all, though...please see my website for a full breakdown of all the other lovely goodies that are included when you book me as your celebrant.